Michael Taylor: #12 Kinetic Synthesis

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Michael Taylor

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Roots or Revolution

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Jan 23 - Feb 27, 2025
Averaged a 902 rating
#12 Kinetic Synthesis
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
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*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Kinetic Synthesis

#12

Origin Story

Originally conceived as Dr. Tessler's advanced materials testing lab, the Kinetic Synthesis facility gained unexpected capabilities after the freak accident, becoming a nexus where physical movement could be broken down and reconstructed at will. The facility's unique properties allow researchers to deconstruct and enhance disc flight patterns in ways previously thought impossible.

Properties

The Kinetic Synthesis manifests as a state-of-the-art laboratory where the laws of motion seem to bend and flow. Its central chamber can capture and analyze any movement, breaking it down into its constituent components before reassembling them with enhanced properties. The facility's walls are lined with advanced sensors that can detect and measure the smallest variations in disc flight patterns.

Role

Serves as the Spark Savants' primary research and development hub, where new disc technologies are conceived, tested, and refined. The facility's unique properties have made it instrumental in understanding the enhanced abilities that emerged after the accident.

Tag Details

League Roots or Revolution
Pool The Spark Savants
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The Spark Savants

The Spark Savants are a group of eccentric inventors who believe in pushing the boundaries of disc golf through revolutionary technology. They embrace the power of innovation to enhance their skills on the course. The Savants see disc golf as a canvas for their genius, always tinkering with new designs to gain an edge.

Faction Leader

Dr. Eliza Tessler

A brilliant engineer with a PhD in advanced materials, Dr. Tessler is the visionary leader of the Spark Savants. She's known for her groundbreaking disc designs that incorporate cutting-edge polymers and aerodynamic principles. Eliza is driven by a relentless curiosity to unlock the full potential of disc golf through science.

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