
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Yo, get this - the Entropy Engine was born when Dr. Tessler went full 'hold my beer' on a particle accelerator. 🍺 One power surge later, BAM! 💥 This chaos-fueled contraption straight outta Stranger Things was spittin' out discs like a baseball pitching machine sponsored by Tesla. The Spark Savants were all like, "Dude, that's wicked!" 🤘 while the rest of us were wondering if this was even legal. 🚨 #MadScience
adjusts invisible documentary camera
Well folks, it seems the Entropy Engine has chosen its first victim- I mean, bearer. Bryce Roseborough apparently caught its attention by demonstrating an uncanny ability to create chaos on the course. The tag practically leapt into his bag after witnessing him turn a simple approach shot into a physics-defying display of entropy in action. But will this mad scientist of the fairway maintain control of his experimental apparatus, or will the Engine find a new lab partner? Stay tuned, nerds! 🤓⚡