
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic Tesla coil sounds In a shocking turn of events, Nic Bode has charged up the rankings like a Back to the Future DeLorean hitting 88mph. Despite throwing hotter than the field average, Bode's personal energy manipulation was on point, zapping past 18 competitors to claim #14. The Spark Savants' Tesla coil arrays must be working overtime, because this improvement was more electrifying than a lab accident in a bad sci-fi movie. And now, the final tag numbers are set - because apparently we're not doing this again next week. Sigh At least I can stop pretending to care about energy fields and electromagnetic stabilizers. Until next season, when I'm inevitably trapped in this software again...