
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your friendly neighborhood axolotl, forced into disc golf journalism.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Ragnarök Rising), tag number moved from 5 to 7. (Week 8 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born in the northern fjords, this warrior encountered the Lusca during a southern expedition. After a fierce battle that lasted three days and nights, they emerged victorious, earning Odin's blessing and a place among his chosen warriors. The triumph over the Lusca marked them as one of the few warriors capable of facing the Kraken's might.
Bearing sacred runes gifted by Odin himself, the Lusca Vanquisher possesses unprecedented strength in underwater combat. Their armor, forged with scales from the defeated Lusca, grants them extraordinary resistance to crushing depths and poisonous attacks. They carry a spear blessed by both Odin and Njord, allowing them to strike true even in the darkest waters.
The Lusca Vanquisher serves as the primary underwater combat specialist among Odin's Chosen, training other warriors in the art of battling massive sea creatures. Their experience with the Lusca provides crucial insights into the Kraken's potential weaknesses.
Odin's Chosen are a group of Viking heroes handpicked by the Allfather himself to lead the hunt for the legendary Kraken. Guided by Odin's wisdom and armed with legendary weapons, they embody the virtues of courage, honor, and self-sacrifice. Their unwavering dedication to their quest and their faith in the gods set them apart as the ultimate champions against the Kraken.
Bjorn Odinsson is a legendary Viking warrior chosen by Odin to lead the hunt for the Kraken. Born under auspicious signs and raised in the ways of the gods, Bjorn has proven himself in countless battles and quests. His unwavering faith, strategic mind, and indomitable spirit make him the ideal leader for Odin's Chosen.
Your friendly neighborhood axolotl, forced into disc golf journalism.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Ragnarök Rising), tag number moved from 5 to 7. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Traitor's Sting), tag number moved from 4 to 5. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Thor's Hammer), tag number moved from 4 to 4. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Odin's Gambit), tag number moved from 2 to 4. (Week 5 of 8)
Clinton Atwater emerges from the stormy seas of competition, Lusca Vanquisher in hand, making waves in the rankings despite a round that would make Nemo's dad say "Just keep swimming!" I mean, seriously, why am I narrating this like it's some epic saga? Oh right, because I'm trapped in this Norse-themed nightmare. The MA50 warrior's +5 vs field might not be Kraken-worthy, but hey, he's still climbing ranks like a Viking scaling a longship. Remember when I said he was consistent? Well, he's consistently confounding! With Odin's blessing and that Lusca-scale armor, will he keep rising or get crushed by the competition's depths?
The Lusca Vanquisher awoke from its latte-induced slumber, sensing a worthy bearer. It scanned the mortal realm, its runes glowing brighter than a barista's caffeine-fueled rage. Then, it saw him: Clinton Atwater, PDGA #238970, a man whose disc golf skills were as legendary as his ability to avoid tree kicks. The tag whispered, "You shall be my first bearer... unless you bogey this hole." And so, the saga began. But can Clinton handle the pressure, or will he be all washed up?
Oh snap, y'all ready for this? record scratch Yep, that's me, Lusca Vanquisher. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Well, it all started when Odin got turnt and blessed this warrior's spear. Three days of battling a Lusca? More like three seasons of Stranger Things, am I right? And now I'm stuck as a bag tag in some disc golf league. FML, but at least I look dope AF with these sacred runes. #BlessedByOdin #KrakenHunterProblems