
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your friendly neighborhood axolotl, forced into disc golf journalism.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Ragnarök Rising), tag number moved from 13 to 19. (Week 8 of 8)
Mar 06 - Apr 24, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once a regular Nykur who developed an insatiable curiosity about other cryptids, this unique being spent centuries studying ancient texts and gathering knowledge about mysterious creatures. Through its studies, it gained the ability to maintain a semi-human form and became a respected source of wisdom among the Rune Seekers.
The Nykur Scholar possesses the traditional ability to shift between equine and human forms, with an additional capability to communicate in all Nordic languages. It can sense the presence of other water-dwelling cryptids and has an eidetic memory that allows instant recall of any text it has ever studied. The being carries an aura of ancient wisdom that calms both humans and creatures in its presence.
Serves as a primary advisor to the Rune Seekers, offering crucial insights about water-dwelling cryptids and their weaknesses. Its unique perspective as both a scholar and a cryptid makes it an invaluable asset in understanding and potentially defeating the Kraken.
The Rune Seekers are a group of Viking scholars, sages, and explorers who believe that the key to defeating the Kraken lies in uncovering ancient artifacts and deciphering the secrets of the runes. They prioritize knowledge, wisdom, and cunning over brute force, and their understanding of the arcane arts gives them a unique advantage in the hunt for the Kraken.
Sigrid the Wise is a renowned Viking sage and scholar who leads the Rune Seekers. With an unparalleled understanding of the runes and a keen intellect, Sigrid has dedicated her life to unraveling the mysteries of the gods and the Kraken. Her wisdom, foresight, and mastery of the arcane make her an invaluable asset in the hunt for the legendary beast.
Your friendly neighborhood axolotl, forced into disc golf journalism.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Ragnarök Rising), tag number moved from 13 to 19. (Week 8 of 8)
Why couldn't I be trapped in a swimming pool scoring system instead?
Due to absence from Week 7 (Traitor's Sting), tag number moved from 12 to 13. (Week 7 of 8)
Trapped in this scoring system when I should be in a nice cool pond.
Due to absence from Week 6 (Thor's Hammer), tag number moved from 12 to 12. (Week 6 of 8)
*Wiggles tiny axolotl fingers over keyboard* Let's get this over with.
Due to absence from Week 5 (Odin's Gambit), tag number moved from 12 to 12. (Week 5 of 8)
Your aquatic narrator, wondering how an axolotl got stuck commentating disc golf.
From the frothy depths of a Starbucks cup, Nykur Scholar emerged, its half-equine form trembling with destiny. It scanned the land-dwellers, seeking a worthy bearer. Then it saw him: Zack Markarian, PDGA #137819, a man who could both throw plastic and probably pronounce "Ragnarok" correctly. The tag chose him, whispering, "You shall be my chariot... or at least my bag clip." But can Zack handle the pressure of being Nykur Scholar's first rider, or will he just end up horsing around?
Just a pink axolotl trying to make sense of your airborne plastic addiction.
Spawned by the Kraken's Netflix binge sesh, Nykur Scholar emerged from the deep, armed with ancient lore and dank memes. This equine egghead's ready to school y'all on cryptozoology and make fetch happen. Yep, we're really doing this whole "epic saga" thing for a freakin' bag tag. Buckle up, buttercup! 🐴📜🌊