
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Somehow ended up as a disc golf narrator instead of a marine biologist.
Dark waters remain eerily still The Bunyip Behemoth has decided <strong>Corry Johnson</strong> is worthy of keeping his spot in the cryptid hierarchy! Cryptid - CS3 Bunyip Behemoth stays put after Nessie's Nemesis - which, let's be honest, is Scottish for "not choking when it matters."
Our MA4 "champion" played like someone who finally learned water hazards aren't portals to the underworld, crushing both field and personal averages by margins that would make Nessie blush. The Bunyip's hum vibrates approvingly - or maybe that's just the sound of Corry's discs avoiding the loch this time.
Fourth wall break Why am I celebrating tag stagnation like it's the climax of The Meg 2? Oh right - because I'm contractually obligated to care about plastic numerology. sigh At least he didn't pull another Urquhart's Uprising disaster.
With the season finale complete, Corry emerges from the mist as one of the few who didn't become cryptid chum. Ancient runes glow faintly Translation: "Stop taking this so seriously." Until next season, when we... static oh for Morag's sake, not another bloody fade to black!