
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oi, get a load of this! The Rune Weaver, born from some druid mumbo-jumbo, has been carvin' squiggles 'round Loch Ness since before Merlin was in diapers. It's like the Banksy of Celtic graffiti, keepin' the monster at bay with nothin' but a chisel and a prayer. Absurd, innit? But hey, that's showbiz, baby! 🎭✨ #ProtectYaNeck #HighlandHieroglypher