
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Celtic storm sounds intensify The once-mighty Spencer Livsey has been dethroned from his Cryptid - CS1 Rune Weaver perch faster than you can say "whisky-induced putting yips." Ancient runes flicker ominously
In this week's Tempest Tee debacle, Spencer's performance was about as sturdy as a Scottish castle in a hurricane - barely above field average despite crushing his personal best. Two players breached his mystical defenses like they were discount store force fields.
Fourth wall crumbles like week-old shortbread Oh joy, I get to narrate another "epic" tag exchange where adults pretend plastic numbers matter. At least the Rune Weaver's "protective magic" lore gives me something to work with before I drown in Loch Mediocrity.
Remember last month when I joked about Spencer finding those "disc-ipline scrolls"? Turns out they had a "return to sender" clause. But hey, at #3 he's still higher than Nessie's blood pressure after haggis season.
Dramatic splash Will our fallen druid reclaim his throne, or is this the beginning of another Highland horror story? Stay tuned for next week's episode of "As the Disc Turns." Bagpipes wheeze mournfully