
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how a Filipino cryptid ended up as a cosmic disc golf spirit guide. Blame it on the Thunderbird's wild bender during the Blood Moon of '69. One zap later, I'm like, "Beam me up, Scotty!" Now I'm stuck babysitting these Celestial Voyagers on their "journey of enlightenment." Rad. 🙄✨🌌