
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Radiant Ruins), tag number moved from 19 to 20. (Week 7 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Sigbin, once a terrestrial creature of Filipino legend, was touched by the Thunderbird's lightning during a great storm, ascending to become a celestial guardian. This transformation imbued it with the ability to traverse both the physical and astral planes, making it an ideal guide for the Celestial Voyagers.
The Celestial Sigbin possesses the ability to become invisible at will and move backward through time and space. It can absorb and channel the Thunderbird's electric energy, using it to illuminate hidden pathways in the night sky. Its presence creates auroral patterns in the air, serving as navigation signs for those attuned to celestial energies.
Acts as a cosmic pathfinder for the Celestial Voyagers, using its unique abilities to reveal hidden celestial routes and decode astronomical phenomena. Serves as a bridge between ancient terrestrial wisdom and cosmic knowledge.
The Celestial Voyagers are a group of disc golf warriors guided by the Thunderbird's cosmic wisdom. They seek to unravel the mysteries of the skies and harness the ethereal energies that flow through the Great Plains. With a deep connection to the mystical aspects of the Thunderbird's domain, the Celestial Voyagers navigate the course with intuition and grace, attuned to the subtle whispers of the wind and the cryptic messages hidden in the stars.
Lyra Stargazer is a enigmatic figure who has long been attuned to the Thunderbird's cosmic energies. With a deep understanding of celestial navigation and a gift for interpreting the whispers of the wind, Lyra guides the Celestial Voyagers on their quest to unravel the mysteries of the skies. Her calm demeanor and insightful wisdom inspire her fellow Voyagers to trust in the Thunderbird's guidance and embrace the ethereal nature of their journey.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Radiant Ruins), tag number moved from 19 to 20. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Fractal Falls), tag number moved from 19 to 19. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Prismatic Prairie), tag number moved from 16 to 19. (Week 5 of 8)
When Blake Mendenhall (PDGA #154852, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Thunderbird Sneezes") stepped onto the course, Celestial Sigbin immediately recognized its chosen one. The tag, drawn to Blake's uncanny ability to walk backwards into trees and still birdie, declared him its bearer. "Heβs got the cosmic chaos I crave," it whispered, leaving aurora trails in his bag. But can Blake handle the pressure of being Sigbin's backwards-walking prophet? Or will he just trip over his own destiny?
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how a Filipino cryptid ended up as a cosmic disc golf spirit guide. Blame it on the Thunderbird's wild bender during the Blood Moon of '69. One zap later, I'm like, "Beam me up, Scotty!" Now I'm stuck babysitting these Celestial Voyagers on their "journey of enlightenment." Rad. πβ¨π