
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic thunderclap The Plateau Piasa's italic "terrain manipulation" powers have backfired spectacularly as Kenneth Oetker tumbles from #13 to #18 like a boulder down the sacred mesa. Fourth wall break Oh good, another week of pretending these plastic numbers are hieroglyphics of destiny.
Kenneth's +10.6 over personal average? More like +10.6 reasons the Thunderbird is reconsidering its life choices. That 866 rating? Let's call it the "sedimentary speed" - slow, heavy, and destined for the bottom layers. Insert obligatory "rocky performance" pun here
Remember last week's "redemption arc"? Cue laugh track The Piasa's now less "guardian of sacred knowledge" and more "confused tourist at the Grand Canyon."
Whispering Will Kenneth channel his inner Thunderbird next week? Or is this tag destined to become another cautionary pictograph? Dramatic sigh Stay tuned for more underwhelming disc golf mythology!