
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Buckle up, buttercups! The Plateau Piasa just crash-landed on the scene like a Kool-Aid Man who took a wrong turn at Albuquerque. Born from ancient limestone cliffs and the Thunderbird's first temper tantrum, these rocky rascals decided to become the overprotective bouncers of the Great Plains' most exclusive secrets. Because apparently, that's a totally normal thing for sentient rocks to do. 🙄 #JustDiscGolfThings