
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue psychedelic thunderstorm Oh look, it's our favorite earth spirit's italic tragic backstory arc! Kenneth Oetker just got yeeted from #4 to #13 faster than a Thunderbird dodging responsibility. The once-mighty Plateau Piasa now resembles Wile E. Coyote after meeting a particularly stubborn cliff face.
Fourth wall break Why am I narrating this like it's the climax of a Marvel movie? It's four plastic numbers, Brenda.
Kenneth's +5.3 over personal average? More like +5.3 reasons to question life choices. That "terrain manipulation" power clearly backfired - when you're supposed to move mountains, not become one. Insert obligatory "rock bottom" pun here
Remember when this tag was #1? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Now it's just another pictograph on the cave wall of shame. Will Kenneth channel his inner Thunderbird and soar again? Or is this the start of a italic sedimentary lifestyle?
Dramatic whisper Tune in next week for more underwhelming disc golf drama!