
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Scott Belchak, currently 2nd in the Cryptid Series, whose -8 massacre at Bingham Creek has Wendigo Sentinel sharpening its ice picks while Badlands Bunyip nervously bubbles in its watering hole. These regional cryptids are clearly influencing Phantom Shepherd - I've seen less dramatic parenting on Teen Mom: Yeti Edition.
Sigh Yes viewers, we're now tracking how a snow monster and a muddy river demon are raising an interdimensional cryptid shepherd. The lore spreadsheet gives me migraines.
But credit where due: when Scott birdied 4 straight holes, even the Chupacabra stopped drinking goat blood to applaud. His E round at River Bottoms? Proof he's becoming the Switzerland of cryptid hunters - neutral but deadly.
Will our hero's continued dominance turn Phantom Shepherd into some kind of supernatural LinkedIn influencer? Stay tuned for next week's episode of "Cryptids Raising Cryptids."