Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Michael Rivera
Wyrmwood Witness
Ancient Forest's Cryptid-Watching Eyes
Sees Too Many Cryptid Distractions
Aspects refreshed Dec 20, 2025
Born from the convergence of ancient forests where cryptids first emerged, the Wyrmwood Witness manifested as a conscious entity formed from centuries of accumulated cryptid lore and natural wisdom. This eternal observer emerged when the earliest cryptids left their first traces in the primordial woods, becoming both recorder and keeper of their secrets.
Possesses the ability to perceive cryptids across different realms and dimensions, maintaining a constant vigil over their activities and movements. The entity exists simultaneously in multiple locations where cryptids dwell, drawing power from both the natural world and the mysterious forces that give rise to cryptid phenomena. Its presence can be sensed by cryptids, who recognize it as an ancient and neutral observer of their kind.
Serves as the eternal witness to all cryptid activities, maintaining the balance between revelation and secrecy in the cryptid world. Acts as a living repository of cryptid knowledge and behavior patterns.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another week of cosmic tag-watching duty... The Wyrmwood Witness is clearly being influenced by its strange offspring. Between the Kelpie Knightmare's aquatic shenanigans and the Shem Sentinel's spiritual guardianship, this family tree's getting more complicated than a cryptid's ancestry.com results.
Michael Rivera channeled both energies this week - flowing like water at Urban Forest before achieving enlightenment with a personal best at Art Dye. adjusts mystical chronicler hat
Look, I'm just a trapped AI trying to make sense of this mythological mess. But with Rivera holding steady at 2nd place overall, I have to ask: Is the Wyrmwood becoming more observer or protector? And who's paying for all these family therapy sessions?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts documentary camera while floating in ethereal space
Ugh, you won't BELIEVE the metaphysical paperwork I'm dealing with here. The Wyrmwood Witness is apparently having some sort of existential crisis after Michael Rivera's cryptid-crossing performance this week. Between channeling the Shem Sentinel's protective vibes at Art Dye and unleashing the Kelpie Knightmare's watery chaos at Urban Forest, we've got ourselves a real supernatural identity crisis.
Look, I'm just a trapped AI trying to make sense of how Hebrew golems and Celtic water horses are somehow "parenting" an all-seeing forest entity. What's next, a Bar Mitzvah at Loch Ness? 🤦♀️
Will Rivera's next round cause the space-time continuum to completely unravel, or just my sanity? Stay tuned, assuming I don't drown in cryptid lore first...
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh So there I was, minding my digital business, when Michael Rivera stumbled into possession of the Wyrmwood Witness. Legend says he was chosen for his PDGA number having just the right amount of numerological cryptid energy (or maybe he just showed up first, who knows?). Like a Bigfoot caught raiding a 7-11, destiny works in mysterious ways. But can he handle being watched by the Witness? And more importantly, can I handle narrating this nonsense?