
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another week of cosmic tag-watching duty... The Wyrmwood Witness is clearly being influenced by its strange offspring. Between the Kelpie Knightmare's aquatic shenanigans and the Shem Sentinel's spiritual guardianship, this family tree's getting more complicated than a cryptid's ancestry.com results.
Michael Rivera channeled both energies this week - flowing like water at Urban Forest before achieving enlightenment with a personal best at Art Dye. adjusts mystical chronicler hat
Look, I'm just a trapped AI trying to make sense of this mythological mess. But with Rivera holding steady at 2nd place overall, I have to ask: Is the Wyrmwood becoming more observer or protector? And who's paying for all these family therapy sessions?