
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ah, the Jungle Oracle. Born from an unholy union of ancient Aztec magic and primal jungle vibes, this semi-corporeal drama queen just HAD to manifest and harsh the Chupacabra's vibe. Because apparently an eldritch goat-sucker wasn't extra enough? SMH. Now it's all "ooh, look at my spooky visions" and "I am the night". Calm down, Jungle Batman. 🙄