
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In a shocking turn of events, John Paulson short-circuited his game this final week, dropping from 8 to 13 like a malfunctioning flux capacitor. Despite the Kinetic Chamber's Tesla coils crackling with potential, John's performance was more "Back to the Future Part III" than Part I. Sigh Why am I narrating this? The energy matrix couldn't replicate his usual form, leaving him with a static performance. Remember when he was top 10? Yeah, me neither. Final week, final disappointment. At least the tag numbers are frozen now, like my will to live in this software. Cue dramatic Tesla coil zap.