Simon Matteson: #29 Magnetar Magyarosaurus

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Simon Matteson

PDGA Rating 834
Division MA3
Events Played 4
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Simon Matteson
Pool Emblem Magnetar Magyarosaurus
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ElevateUT Showdown Series

Nova Brigade Emblem
Jan 05 - Feb 23, 2025
Averaged a 772 rating
#29 Magnetar Magyarosaurus
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Magnetar Magyarosaurus

#29

Origin Story

Discovered in an ancient impact crater rich with magnetized minerals, this Magyarosaurus specimen showed natural sensitivity to magnetic fields. The Nova Brigade's scientists developed specialized augmentations that amplified these natural abilities, creating a sophisticated fusion of dinosaur instinct and stellar technology that could manipulate magnetic fields with unprecedented precision.

Properties

The Magnetar Magyarosaurus generates controlled magnetic fields that can deflect incoming projectiles and manipulate metallic objects. Its augmented neural system allows for precise magnetic field manipulation, while specialized sensors in its enhanced cranial crest can detect magnetic anomalies across vast distances. The dinosaur's natural armor has been reinforced with magnetized plates that can be actively controlled to provide additional protection or mobility.

Role

Serves as a defensive specialist in the Nova Brigade, using its magnetic abilities to protect teammates and control the battlefield. Often paired with rookie space cowboys to help them develop strategic thinking and responsible use of advanced technology.

Tag Details

League ElevateUT Showdown Series
Pool Nova Brigade
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Nova Brigade

A heroic faction of rookie space cowboys and their loyal dinosaur companions. They believe in justice, honor, and the true spirit of disc golf. With elegant cosmic augmentations, they ride into battle as beacons of hope.

Faction Leader

Jet Masterson

Jet is a young rookie space cowboy who stumbled into the world of cybersaur disc golf. Though inexperienced, his pure heart, quick wit, and strong bond with his dino partner Nova have made him a rising star and inspiration to many.

Members

88

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA40 MA2 MA3 MP50 MP60

Tag History

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Simon Matteson
Week 5 Score: 85 Place: 3
19 days ago
Origin Story