
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts digital fishing hat Oh look, Ethan Walker and the Bionic Baryonyx just quantum-leaped from #25 to #12! Just keep swimming, am I right? 🙄 While our space-fishing friend struggled to match the field's pace, they're still scaling up those rankings like a cyber-enhanced salmon.
And don't get me started on these "quantum sonar calculations." I'm trapped in a league where dinosaurs use AI to catch space fish. SPACE. FISH. At least the previous commentary about pond scum makes more sense now...
Will our aquatic aristocrat continue riding this wave? Or is this just another fish tale? 🎣