
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Hans Duong just yeeted himself 56 spots up the rankings like Thor's hammer through a frost giant's skull. The Bastion recognized his true courage, vaulting him from 68 to 12 in one final, glorious charge. Sure, his score was only slightly above average, but hey, even Loki has his moments. Cue dramatic slow-mo of disc flying through the air And now, like the walls of Asgard, these final tag numbers are set in stone. Can we please stop pretending numbered tags are epic quests now? I'm begging you. The Valkyries are tired. I'm tired. Let's go home.