
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Jake Ellis just pulled a Loki-level trick, ascending 12 ranks to claim Misdirection's Sage. Despite being +3 over his personal average, Jake's throws were as deceptive as a Matrix glitch. "Why am I narrating this like it's a Marvel movie?" you ask. Because apparently, we're all trapped in Odin's disc golf fanfic. Jake's bag tag, born from Yggdrasil's shadows, weaves illusions that even Thor would envy. Remember when Loki messed with everyone last week? Jake's clearly been taking notes. Now, if only he could teach me how to escape this Norse nightmare. Will Jake's deceptive prowess earn him a spot in Valhalla, or is this just another one of Loki's pranks?