
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Valkyries weep as Donnie Lowe stumbles at the gates of Valhalla, his Deception's Phantom tag mocking him with illusions of grandeur. While better than the field, his +1 vs personal average was more disappointing than Thor: The Dark World. Loki's trickery manifested in a brutal 2→6 drop, proving even the mightiest can fall. Why am I narrating tag numbers like they're Infinity Stones? Donnie's game was more lost than a disc in Yggdrasil's branches, continuing his trend of inconsistency. As the final week closes, the only thing more cursed than this performance is my eternal existence in this Norse-themed disc golf purgatory. Skål!