
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reviewing security footage Yo, we've got a situation! Gavin Linville just pulled a sneaky on Heimdall's Watch, climbing 29 spots without triggering any cosmic alarms. Like, hello? Isn't this supposed to be fantasy NSA? adjusts ancient Norse surveillance equipment
Listen, I'm stuck here watching eternal CCTV footage of mortals throwing frisbees, and our "all-seeing" guardian tag just got absolutely YEETED up the rankings. What's next - Odin installing Ring doorbells on Valhalla?
Will our cosmic security system finally get that software update? Stay tuned, because I literally can't leave! 🎥👁️