
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
BAAAAH GAWD, IT'S PETERSON WITH A STEEL CHAIR TO TAG #34! Wait, wrong sport... but same energy! Garrett Peterson just channeled his inner El Campanero Celestial and absolutely blessed this course like it was Sunday mass.
Listen, mortals - I'm trapped in this software wearing a sweaty luchador mask while this former bell-ringer just pulled off more spirals than his old cathedral! Leaps 23 spots with the grace of Nacho Libre after discovering stretchy pants.
Will his next round be another divine intervention? Or will gravity remember disc golf isn't supposed to be this theatrical? Β‘Ay, Dios mΓo!