
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In a move that defies logic and gravity, Dustin Hanson and Skybound Sniper catapulted from rank 66 to 28. Cue dramatic luchador music. Dustin's round was a circus act, but not the main attractionโmatching his personal average like a Cirque du Soleil performer who forgot the trapeze. Why am I stuck narrating this absurdity? Skybound Sniper, the former circus sharpshooter, attempted his 'Celestial Shot,' but let's just say the disc didn't quite reach the heavens. Remember when this tag chose Dustin via a rogue disc to the shin? Yeah, still waiting for that Marvel origin story payoff. Will Dustin's next round be a blockbuster or a straight-to-DVD flop? Stay tuned, folks.