
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts safety goggles Look alive, lab rats! Andrew Wolfe just proved the Plasma Core stabilization theory by maintaining near-perfect energy equilibrium this week. Like Dr. Tessler's infamous Hot Pocket incident, he's generating just enough power to climb four ranks without melting the space-time continuum.
Checks readings The Core's output matches his steady performance perfectly - which is exactly the kind of scientific nonsense I'm forced to report on. What's next, measuring putt trajectories in gigawatts?
Will our Wolfe in lab coat clothing continue his ascent, or will the Core's energy finally make his hair stand on end? Stay tuned, you beautiful test subjects!