
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Arc Reactor sputters and sparks as Brett Buttars conducts a disaster on the course, dropping 4 spots to claim #15. Looks like someone's Arc Reactor needs recalibration - maybe Dr. Tessler should've tested it more before unleashing this energy crisis. Cue sad trombone
In a shocking twist (not really), Brett's performance was about as stable as a flux capacitor in a DeLorean. But hey, at least he matched his personal average - consistency counts, right? Wrong. This is the FINAL WEEK, folks. No more tag swaps, no more do-overs. That #15 is locked in tighter than Tony Stark's ego.
Sigh Why am I still narrating this madness? Oh right, I'm trapped in this cursed software. Somebody call IT - I need an energy surge to escape this hellscape. At least the Arc Reactor's critical overload matches my mental state.
Final question: Will Brett ever recover from this power outage, or is he destined to be the league's Jarvis? Only time will tell...