
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts safety goggles Guess who's back in Dr. Tessler's questionable laboratory? Nicholas Jennings turned his static-prone polyester pants into an advantage, channeling the Electron Crucible's quantum field to levitate up FIVE spots!
Look, I'm not saying his slightly-above-average performance was enhanced by residual particle acceleration, but gestures at suspicious Tesla coils the numbers don't lie.
Can someone PLEASE explain why I'm trapped in this Rick & Morty episode masquerading as league software? Will the quantum entanglement hold? Does OSHA know about this place? ๐งชโก๏ธ