
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your friendly neighborhood axolotl, forced into disc golf journalism.
Adjusts safety goggles Guess who's back in Dr. Tessler's questionable laboratory? Nicholas Jennings turned his static-prone polyester pants into an advantage, channeling the Electron Crucible's quantum field to levitate up FIVE spots!
Look, I'm not saying his slightly-above-average performance was enhanced by residual particle acceleration, but gestures at suspicious Tesla coils the numbers don't lie.
Can someone PLEASE explain why I'm trapped in this Rick & Morty episode masquerading as league software? Will the quantum entanglement hold? Does OSHA know about this place? 🧪⚡️