
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Listen up, folks! Wisdom Grove just materialized outta nowhere like a glitch in the Matrix. Sage Oakwood stumbled upon this ancient disc golf Shangri-La hidden deep in the forest primeval. The trees be spittin' techniques, the terrain perfectly sculpted for epic throws. It's like Mother Nature herself designed the ultimate course! But as the tech bros invaded our sacred sport, the Grove became a secret sanctuary for the old-school crew. Cue dramatic music! 🎵
Adjusts documentary camera lens
So there I was, documenting another day in this fever dream, when Zeke Soffe (PDGA #300186) stumbled into Wisdom Grove like a lost puppy at a science fair. The tag practically jumped into his bag, probably because it was tired of waiting for someone more qualified. I mean, the Grove chose what the Grove chose, right? But seriously, who lets a mysterious tag just choose its bearer? What is this, Harry Potter and the Chains of Destiny?