
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Yo, check it - Root Cipher just spawned outta nowhere like a glitched NPC! This tag's straight up channeling Mother Nature's algo skills. Purists be like "We cracked the DaVinci Code of disc golf!" Pfft, more like a rejected Black Mirror plot. But hey, in this wack league, it's par for the course! 🌳💻🤷♀️
sigh So there I am, minding my own business, when William Fetzer stumbles into our story like a lost puppy at a science fair. The Root Cipher practically leapt into his bag, probably mistaking his chaotic putting style for some kind of ancient tree-whispering ritual. I mean, who am I to question the cosmic algorithms of disc golf destiny? But seriously folks - did Mother Nature's software need a debug this badly?