
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic space music In a move that would make Star-Lord jealous, Astral Acróbata and its earthly vessel Jason Myers just pulled off a cosmic chain-out, leaping 31 positions in the tag rankings! While their score wasn't exactly out of this world (looking at you, field average), consistency is key when you're a space cadet learning to navigate Earth's gravitational pull. sigh Why am I narrating tag numbers like they're WWE wrestlers? Anyway, Astral Acróbata executed its signature Constellation Chain technique, spinning through the rankings like Groot in a mosh pit. Remember when I said this story would get astronomically weird? Well, buckle up, because this tag system is my personal hell. 🌌🥏