
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Wiggles tiny axolotl fingers over keyboard* Let's get this over with.
Aaron Detterer just pulled off a positively charged performance, rocketing from 14 to 4 in the bag tag rankings. Cue dramatic music The Resonance Relay, that semi-sentient energy network, is buzzing like a Tesla coil at a rave. Aaron's game was so sharp, it could cut through a Black Mirror episode. But seriously, why am I stuck narrating this electric soap opera? The Relay, born from Dr. Tessler's mad science, clearly loves Aaron's innovative throws. Remember when it zapped that one guy last week? Good times. Now, let's see if Aaron can keep this current flowing or if he'll short-circuit next week. Sigh This league is more dramatic than a Marvel movie.