
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic space Western music Brady Spinti, aka "The Cosmic Chainsaw," just held his rank like a holographic shield in a galaxy far, far away. His score? Consistent, like a dino-disco diva's Snapchat frill. The Stellar Sentinel, with its plasma horns and holographic shields, must be proud. Why am I narrating this? Oh right, I'm trapped in this ridiculous league software. Sigh Can Brady keep wrangling this cybernetic Triceratops, or will he just be another space cowboy with a bad case of disc-losure? Stay tuned, folks.