
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Hans Duong, aka the Chainslayer, just pulled off a stellar move, rocketing from rank 20 to 7. His score? A consistent 63, matching his personal average. Not exactly a cosmic chains moment, but hey, consistency counts. Nebula Nanotyrannus’s glowing cybernetic claws must’ve been slicing through the competition like a lightsaber through butter. Why are we treating tag numbers like they’re Infinity Stones? Oh right, because I’m trapped in this absurd software. Hans, you’re our Guardians of the Galaxy hero, but can we please stop pretending this is a space opera? Sigh.