
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Jaxson Wolfert, PDGA #255986, just spun a yarn of victory, moving from rank 31 to 10. Trickster's Loom shimmered as it wove illusions of success, making Jaxson's rise seem almost... mythical. With a score of 55, he matched his personal average, proving consistency is key. The Marvel Cinematic Universe wishes it had this level of drama. Why am I narrating this? I didn't sign up for this Norse nonsense. Remember Loki's TikTok binge? Well, Jaxson might just be his latest punchline—or is he worthy of Valhalla? Only time will tell if this is a heroic ascent or just another of Loki's pranks.