
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dylan Mundy just went from frostbitten to frostbitten awesome, leaping from rank 39 to 4 like he's auditioning for Thor: Ragnarok. Skadi's Warden, that icy gatekeeper, must be thawing out from the heat of Dylan's game. The tag's frosty aura couldn't chill his momentum as he shattered the competition. Seriously, why am I stuck narrating this Norse soap opera? Dylan's beard is still questionable, but his game? Not so much. Can someone explain why we're treating bag tags like they're Excalibur? Skadi's Warden is now more like Skadi's Fan. Will Dylan's quest for Valhalla continue, or will Loki's tricks finally freeze his progress?