
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In a dramatic Skyward Spiral that would make Maverick jealous, Hans Duong pulled off a 33-position tag heist in the final week of the Launcho Libre Open. Despite posting a score that would make most MA1 players facepalm harder than a Rocket League whiff, our boy Cloud Cruiser said "talk to the hand" to 33 other tags. Cue the Top Gun music as Hans' spatial awareness finally kicked in, proving even a pilot can land safely after turbulence. Final week, final tag, final descent into madness - and I'm still trapped in this software. Someone send help... and maybe a better scoring algorithm?