
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Feather Falcon spirals through the air Shaun Pead's performance was less Cirque du Soleil, more Cirque du So-lame, but somehow Feather Falcon clawed his way up 24 spots. That's not a climb, that's a full-on WWE ladder match victory! I mean, seriously, why am I still narrating this? sigh Anyway, our aerial specialist's flight path looked more like a Walmart bag caught in a hurricane than a majestic bird of prey. But hey, at least he didn't try to kickflip this time! Will Feather Falcon continue his ascent, or is this just a temporary high before the inevitable face-plant? Stay tuned, I guess...