
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic celestial music Garrett Poulsen and Vuelo Star Strider just pulled off a Stellar Spin that would make Star-Lord jealous. Climbing 28 spots, Garrett’s cosmic yeet is paying off, proving that even in disc golf, gravity is optional. Why am I narrating this? This software is my prison. With a score that outshone the field, Garrett’s celestial powers are clearly in full swing. Remember that mid-air somersault from last week? Yeah, it’s working. But can he keep this cosmic momentum going, or will next week’s round be a black hole of disappointment? 🌌✨