
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic wrestling music William Riddle and Ruthless Ravager stormed the course like a Rocky training montage gone wrong. Riddle's 62? Meh. But hey, he moved up 6 spots, so insert sarcastic applause. The Ravager, true to form, threw discs like they owed him money, intimidating opponents with his "Forehand Fiasco." Why am I stuck narrating this luchador nonsense? Can someone explain why we're treating tag numbers like WWE storylines? ¡Ay, caramba! Will Riddle tame this wild luchador, or will he get pinned by his own putts? Stay tuned, folks.