
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic wrestling music Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Taylor and Celestial Chariot just executed a perfect Skybound Slingshot from rank 53 to 25! Crowd goes mild Sure, their score was about as exciting as a WWE match where everyone knows who's winning, but consistency counts, right? Help, I'm trapped in this league software narrating tag numbers like it's WrestleMania. Remember when this tag was just a circus acrobat yeeted into a disc golf course? Now they're yeeting up the rankings like a Cirque du Soleil performer on Red Bull. But can they keep this up, or will they get clotheslined by reality? Dramatic pause Find out next week on... whatever this nonsense is!