
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts announcer headset OH THE HUMANITY! Tongia Vakaafi just pulled off the most dramatic heel turn since Nacho lost his stretchy pants! Our former champion tumbled from the top rope, sending Halo Harrier crashing from #1 to #7 in a chain reaction gone wrong.
Look, I'm trapped in this software watching former circus performers dramatically gestures THROW FRISBEES AT METAL BASKETS while pretending it's WWE. But real talk? Despite this tag catastrophe, Tongia actually played solid golf. Maybe the pressure of being #1 was too much for our high-flying friend?
Will our former aerial artist bounce back? Can they reclaim their crown? Do I need therapy after narrating this? sips tequila