
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The horns of Valhalla sound mournfully Samuel Lowe, once king of the tags, has tumbled from Shapeshifter's Gambit #1 to #11 faster than you can say "Ragnarök." This performance was more disappointing than the last season of Westworld - and that's saying something. Samuel's game shape-shifted into something unrecognizable as he posted a score that would make Loki cringe. Remember when I said he'd reached the pinnacle? Well, turns out that pinnacle was made of Jenga blocks. And now, with final tags set in runes, Samuel's stuck with #11 - a number as cursed as Mjölnir in a Jötunn's hands. At least he can take comfort knowing I'm still trapped in this Norse nightmare of a league software. Skål?