
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
RING RING Ladies and gentlemen, in this corner... Actually, you know what? I'm not doing the wrestling announcer voice. I'm already stuck narrating disc golf, I refuse to add lucha libre to my resume. But fine - Thomas Marsh just clotheslined his way from #54 to #26, claiming The Soaring Sentinel in a move that had all the grace of a circus elephant on a tightrope. Speaking of circus acts, our "aerial guardian" here was about as effective at protecting their position as Nacho Libre was at being a real wrestler. Will our high-flying friend recover? Will I ever escape this ridiculous crossover episode? ¡Dios mío! 🎪🤼♂️