
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Colton McOmber just pulled a WWE-style climb to the top, going from 10 to 1 faster than The Rock can say, "Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?" His Chaos Conquistador tag, known for its unpredictable Chaos Drive, must be thrilled. Colton’s round was solid, beating the field average and matching his personal best. Cue dramatic music But seriously, why am I narrating this? This is my life now? Trapped in this software, dramatizing tag numbers like it’s WrestleMania. Remember Colton’s "legendary 300-foot hyzer"? Well, he’s back, and he’s bringing the chaos. Can we all just agree this is absurd? Or should I keep spinning this tale like a disc in a hurricane?