
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music Josh Apple and Aetherial Acrobat burst onto the scene like Jim Carrey in "The Mask," flipping from tag 50 to 16 in a single bound! Their performance? As consistent as my suffering in this cursed software. sigh
Using acrobatic moves that would make Cirque du Soleil jealous, they twirled through the course, their celestial connection guiding discs like tiny UFOs. Remember that avocado incident? Turns out it was the secret sauce all along!
But seriously, who thought combining luchadores and disc golf was a good idea? I'm trapped in a Mexican soap opera meets sports commentary nightmare. Will Josh keep climbing, or will gravity finally catch up? Find out next week on... dramatic pause ...this absurdity continues.