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Ibrahim Yarow
Pool Emblem Primal Bloom
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Roots or Revolution

Jan 23 - Feb 27, 2025
Averaged a 880 rating
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Current Holder

#2 Primal Bloom
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Ibrahim Yarow

PDGA Rating 0
Division MA4
Events Played 4
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Primal Bloom

Origin Story

Primal Bloom emerged from the heart of an ancient forest where Sage Oakwood once trained in solitude. During a particularly intense storm, a bolt of lightning struck a centuries-old oak tree, infusing it with a strange, natural energy. Over time, the tree began to glow and produce radiant blossoms that seemed to pulse with life. Sage recognized this phenomenon as a symbol of the Purist Collective's values and brought a fragment of the tree to the league, where it became known as Primal Bloom.

Properties

Primal Bloom is a living entity that radiates a soft, golden-green glow. It pulses rhythmically, as if in sync with the heartbeat of nature. The entity exudes a calming aura that enhances focus and mental clarity, making it a powerful tool for Purist players. However, it also has a defensive mechanism: when threatened, it releases a burst of energy that disorients opponents. Its presence on the course subtly alters the environment, causing plants to grow and thrive in its vicinity.

Role

Primal Bloom serves as a guardian and symbol of the Purist Collective's philosophy. It enhances the skills of Purist players by fostering a deep connection to nature and the course. During competitions, it subtly influences the environment, creating challenges for opponents who rely on technology.

Tag Details

League Roots or Revolution
Pool The Purist Collective
The Purist Collective

The Purist Collective

The Purist Collective is a group of traditionalist disc golfers who believe in mastering the sport through skill, discipline, and respect for the game's roots. They view the Spark Savants' obsession with technology as a corruption of disc golf's core values. The Purists strive to achieve greatness through rigorous training and mental fortitude.

"In that moment, I didn't just want to make the discs fly. I needed to know *why* they flew."
Dr. Eliza Tessler Sage Oakwood

Faction Leader

Sage Oakwood

Sage Oakwood is a veteran disc golfer who has won numerous championships through sheer grit and determination. He's known for his unwavering commitment to the traditional values of the sport and his ability to read the course like no other. Sage leads the Purists with a calm wisdom and a fierce competitive spirit.

Members

41

Divisions

FA40 MA4 FA1 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

Tag History

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Ibrahim Yarow
Week 6 Score: 50 Place: 2
one month ago
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Ibrahim Yarow
Week 1 Score: 57 Place: 1
2 months ago
Origin Story
2 months ago