
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic music In the final week of this mad science experiment, Ibrahim Yarow channeled the Primal Bloom like a true Purist, leaping from rank 11 to 2. His game was sharper than a lab scalpel, slicing through the chaos with Matrix-level focus. Sigh And here I am, still trapped in this software, narrating this madness. Primal Bloomās calming aura mustāve been working overtime, because Ibrahimās performance was electricāno enhancements needed. Remember when he was just a steady climber? Now heās a top-tier contender. Final week, folks. No more swaps. Can someone reboot me already? End scene