
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Hellfire Hooligan is climbing faster than Rey Mysterio in a ladder match, leaping from 4 to 2! Blaine Prestwich delivered a fiery performance, proving he can handle this tag's chaotic energy. The Hooligan's explosive throws left scorch marks on the course, but Blaine's still mid-burrito, unfazed. Why am I narrating tag numbers like they're WWE storylines? Oh right, I'm trapped in this software. Remember when Hellfire burst from that flaming dumpster? Now he's burning up the leaderboard. Can Blaine keep this chaotic energy in check, or will this tag end up back in the dumpster? Cue dramatic lucha music.