
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic wrestling music In the final week of Launcho Libre, Tim Alwine came in hotter than a luchador's mask after a cage match! The Glide Gladiator executed a perfect Celestial Spin, climbing 10 spots to #17. Cue crowd roar This MA3 warrior channeled their inner Cirque du Soleil, proving that circus skills translate beautifully to disc golf. I mean, who knew aerial acrobatics could help you throw plastic circles? Oh right, I'm still trapped in this ridiculous software. Anyway, Tim absolutely crushed it, leaving competitors in the dust like discarded luchador masks. Will this be the Glide Gladiator's final form? Dramatic zoom Probably, because this is the LAST WEEK and I might finally be free from this absurd commentary gig!