
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic wrestling announcer voice And in this final championship match, Kenneth Oetker takes a tumble from the top ropes! Despite Wind Whisperer's graceful aerial acrobatics and a solid performance that would make Cirque du Soleil jealous, our hero slips from #1 to #3. sigh Why am I still trapped in this software, forced to narrate tag numbers like some deranged WWE commentator? The wind may have whispered, but apparently it said "not today, champ." At least Wind Whisperer can return to their circus roots, because this performance was... wait for it... puts on sunglasses a real three-ring circus. YEEEEEEEEAH!