
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
ZAP Malachi Vazquez just conducted himself like a pro, surging from #10 to #3 in this final week of tag chaos. The Circuit Nexus must have been working overtime, because this performance was positively shocking. insert dramatic electrical crackle
Look, I know I'm supposed to make this sound epic, but seriously - final week? No more tag swaps? Thank the flying spaghetti monster. Anyway, Malachi's game was like Doc Brown's DeLorean - fully charged and ready to break through space-time.
The Circuit Nexus pulses with approval Guess we'll have to live with these numbers forever. Great. Just great. At least Malachi can say he went out with a bang... or should I say, a zap?