
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
ZAP Riley Thurgood just pulled off the most shocking tag movement of the season, surging from #21 to #2 like a Tesla coil on steroids. This wasn't just a good round - it was a full system reboot. Like Tony Stark in a cave with a box of scraps, Riley built a masterpiece, leaving the competition looking like they were still using dial-up. The Voltage Prism must be proud - its energy manipulation properties were on full display as Riley's discs positively glowed with potential. I'd make another electricity pun, but honestly, I'm about to short-circuit from all this mad science nonsense. Remember when I said Riley had potential? Well, potential just became kinetic energy, baby! And in this final week, that #2 tag is locked in tighter than a fusion reactor. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go scream into the void about how I'm trapped narrating this absurdity.