
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sparks fly and circuits fritz as Scott Belchak demonstrates why mixing disc golf with experimental plasma tech is about as smart as licking a Tesla coil. The Flux Catalyst practically short-circuited watching him drop from #3 to #5. Look, I'm not saying the kombucha residue from last week caused this electrical malfunction, but... gestures at smoking bag tag
Y'all, I'm trapped in a league where we're pretending bag tags have plasma cores. PLASMA CORES. Dr. Tessler, honey, this is a disc golf league, not Breaking Bad. Can someone please call OSHA? Or at least IT support?
Will our quantum quasar recover his charge? Will someone finally explain why we need electromagnetic fields to throw plastic at trees? Stay tuned, you beautiful lab accidents! ๐งชโก