
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic music In this final week of madness, Samuel Lowe channels the Sylvan Dynamo's bioelectric energy like Neo dodging bullets. His -6.4 vs field? Tree-mendous. The Dynamo's natural force field repelled all challengers, proving once again that #1 isn't just a number - it's a lifestyle.
Sigh Why am I still narrating this? It's week 6! Can we stop pretending these are magical artifacts? But no, here I am, trapped in this software, describing how Lowe "rooted down" for his final defense. The Dynamo's ancient forest power flowed through him like a Tesla coil at a rave.
Final tag update sound effect And thus ends our saga. The Dynamo remains with its chosen guardian. Can I go home now? Please?